I continue to watch Game of Thrones because I can’t turn away from a train wreck, no wonder how much I try.
Trystane Martell, son and heir. Just, no. Arianne and Quentyn come before him.
According to HBO, Obara is the daughter of a Dornish peasant girl. WHAT? NO. She’s the daughter of an Oldtown whore. Jesus Christ.
Nymeria Sand is the daughter of an Eastern noblewoman. While true, be more specific like GRRM was. A VOLENTENE noblewoman!
Apparently Tyene is not the daughter of a septa anymore. She’s the daughter of Ellaria Sand. -Closes eyes and shakes head-
The only good thing about this casting news is Alexander Siddig as Doran Martell. YES YES YES!
I’m reading the “Princess and the Queen” and I’m more upset by all the dragons dying than I am the people. It would have been very interesting if Queen Rhaenyra did win the war.
like honestly tho how in the fuck did d&d miss this
- pan out on tywin lannister — head of house lannister and major player in the red wedding — dead on his privy
- pan in w/ dramatic stark theme to lady stoneheart — wHO TYWIN P MUCH HAD KILLED AT THE RED WEDDING AND THEN HER CORPSE WAS DESECRATED — rising from the dead
but i guess actual narrative structure and plot symmetry are things that elude them when it doesn’t involve sexual violence
More evidence that Game of Thrones is their fanfiction and a totally separate entity from A Song of Ice and Fire.
Oberyn Martell, we hardly knew ye.
By the Gods, his death was brutal. It was way more brutal than I remember.